Psycho Cat Moves Out

Ok - I posted about Chris' moving adventures but here's how it was for the cat.  Enjoy the poem.

PSYCHO CAT MOVES OUT

Chris and Bandit (Psycho Cat to me)

Are moving out don’t you see.

Chris is excited and rightly so

He worked hard to make this a go.

Psycho Cat not so certain it’s true

She has never tried anything new.

Now there’s something you must know

Outside is someplace that cat never goes.

She has ventured out the door a time or two

But quickly came back inside not liking the view.

And a vehicle is something unknown to her

I’m certain we are going to ruffle her fur.

The van was loaded with table and chairs

Now we have to get Psycho Cat in there.

Chris found the cat and clasped her tight

Then took her out into broad daylight.

He buckled himself in and held Psycho

Gary started the van and away she did go!

Much to Chris’ dismay you see

She climbed his body like climbing a tree

She hurled herself in the back of the van

It was enough to scare any man.

She leapt from chair to chair and then

She saw the window and thought freedom.

While screeching out loud her outrage

She wanted to get out of this cage.

She flung herself at the window hoping to flee

But alas this was not meant to be.

She fell to the floor of the van and then

She started her antics all over again.

From chair to chair still howling her grief

Again to the widow seeking release.

  

Lucky for her it was a short drive

Lucky for Chris – she was still alive.

He caught his sweet kitten up in his arms

And carried inside before she came to harm.

To keep her contained and out of the way

He put her in the closet to stay.

After unloading items was all done

We left Chris and Psycho to have some fun.

Closet door open she remained inside

Until under the bed she decided to hide.

Not wanting to explore her new home

She wouldn’t even come out to roam.

A day or so later Chris sent a message to me

Couldn’t find cat – where could she be?

He had checked the bed and hamper too

But was not able to find even a clue.

Maintenance had come while he was away

And when they left the cat had hidden away.

Work in the kitchen they had done

So Psycho decided to have some fun.

On his dad’s instructions Chris pulled out a drawer

Psycho was crouched there on the floor.

She jumped out of the space and ran to hide

Seems under the bed she will abide.

Stay tuned for adventures of Chris and Psycho

You never know where this cat will go. 

Written by: Kathie Marrs

                     July 30, 2014