The instructor has said that pop culture is basically what anyone around you happens to say. For example: You go to college and you call this college because everyone else does. However, if you came in here and everyone said it was a bank then it would be a bank not a college.
Then she was telling me how they have to do journal entries. So of course, my mind goes to what she has just explained about her instructor so here is my 'journal entry' for a pop culture class that meets twice a week. Please keep in mind - this is just to amuse myself.
Day 1 - Bank Receipt
I am depositing this receipt into my filing cabinet for the day. Please add this to my balance and advise me of the total accumulated interest I will receive at the end of the class. My journal entries will be known as Bank Receipts. My class record will now be known as the filing cabinet. Accumulated Interest refers to my grade in the class itself.
Day 2 - Bank Receipt
Another deposit for the filing cabinet. This one can be labeled 240 words for content collection. Because I say that have 240 words in this deposit it is so. The class is in agreement.
Day 3 Day 4 Day 5 - Bank Receipts
Filing cabinet receipt submitted for the day. This will count as three (3) submissions because I am to busy to do the next two that are required after this. I have gotten all my fellow classmates to agree to this so it is sufficient for Pop Culture.
Day 6 - Bank Receipt
Filing cabinet submission -- I will attempt to do a better job at submitting these receipts in a more timely fashion in the future but please accept this as submitted on Day # 6 with a word count of 314. I had trouble getting this one done - please refer to previous receipt indicating my schedule conflicts. Again, I have gotten my fellow classmates to agree to this.
Day 7 - Bank Receipt
Filing cabinet submission -- Class is becoming more and more interested in my concept of pop culture and will start filing their own bank receipts effective immediately. We will be submitting a formal document signed by the entire class renaming this Banking 101 and this will become part of our official transcript because we all agree that Pop Culture was not the Humanities course we thought it was going to be.
Day 8 - Bank Receipt
Yet another filing cabinet submission -- Class is becoming restless and is considering restructuring. We have determined that instructor is not a proper name for the person who is 'leading' the class. We therefore are going to refer to you as our Personal Banker. In addition, we have decided that 8 am is to early for class and we prefer sleeping in so if we do not make it to class until 9 am we will still be considered as present and accounted for in regards to any classroom work.
Day 9 - Prescription
The class has gotten tired of bank receipts so we have decided we will now submit prescriptions to the pharmacy. This is something that is very appealing to us so we will continue this throughout the rest of the semester. Pharmacy hours are as follows: Monday and Wednesday only from 9 am - 10:30 am. In addition, we will be calling ourselves penguins instead of people. We feel that being a penguin would be a lot more fun than a person. It's even more fun to say. So from now until the end of semester your penguins will be submitting daily prescriptions for you to read.
I hope that you all have enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed writing it. What is your concept of Pop Culture?
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